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THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

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tenstimelady:
from one insomniac to the next
this shit will put you out
there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things
apparently they’re all psychological except this one
but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works
the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes
really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.

I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

I see these at the grocery store sometimes.
Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

ATTENTION ATTENTION
The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.
Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.
Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

I tried the stuff once. Hadn’t slept well in days so I drank a WHOLE FUCKIN BOTTLE and I was out for 17 hoursIt works miracles
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cryok:

totallynotbarrett:

professorsethdoesitagain:

thehattedmistress:

mendaciousmind:

dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

caitsmile:

tenstimelady:

from one insomniac to the next

this shit will put you out

there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things

apparently they’re all psychological except this one

but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works

the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes

really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.


I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

I see these at the grocery store sometimes.

Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

ATTENTION ATTENTION


The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.

Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.

IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.

Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

I tried the stuff once. Hadn’t slept well in days so I drank a WHOLE FUCKIN BOTTLE and I was out for 17 hours
It works miracles

Elyse’s Bucket List

So I’ve been thinking about my bucket list a lot recently. I was actually able to mark one thing off a few years ago and that was to play with penguins. I got to go behind the scenes at the zoo in South Carolina and play with penguins for an hour. Being slightly obsessed with all things penguin, this was a dream come true. Anywho, I’ll randomly think of things I want to do or see before I die, but I never wrote it down anywhere. So to keep track of it, I’m going to use this as my ongoing bucket list. So here goes.

1. Swim with penguins in South Africa (just discovered this was possible)
2. Meet Luke Bryan
3. Bungee jump
4. Jump out of an airplane
5. Scuba dive in the tropics
6. Donate a big chunk of money to Courageous Kidz
7. Do a cooking class
8. Travel to Europe, preferably Germany and/or France
9. Do the Cooper River Bridge Run
10. Make an entire meal from scratch
11. Own my own home (simple but something that is part of the American Dream)
12. Get in the best possible shape I can.
13. Graduate from college

It’s not much but it’s a start.

Cancer SUCKS!!!

Specifically childhood cancer.

I volunteer with this amazing group that does different things for kids with cancer. They create a safe haven where a child ad their family don’t have to worry about this horrible disease.

Friday, one of the kids (he was actually 19) I’ve grown close to list his battle to brain cancer. This was his FOURTH time fighting and unfortunately cancer won out. But he is actually the real winner because he is no longer suffering or in pain. He’s hanging out with all of the other kids who’ve lost their battles, only to be the real Champions.

Tomorrow is his funeral and his last request…all attendees must wear Clemson colors or Clemson attire. He was a die hard Clemson Tigers fan, and me being a Carolina Gamecocks fan there was some definite ribbing going on. But in the past month I’ve put this rivalry aside in order to support him. During the Orange Bowl, I wore my boyfriend’s Clemson jacket and cheered on the Tigers. Tomorrow I’ll wear my one and only special Clemson shirt I bought especially for this reason. The reason it’s special? Sewn across the tiger paw on the front is “Believe for Erik”, his slogan since cancer reared it’s ugly hideous head.

I know he’ll be looking down on me with a big Erik grin because he finally got his Turtle in a Clemson shirt.

I miss you buddy. It’s still surreal to think of you being gone. But we’ll meet again one day.

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